I'm just an idiotic, ironic, symbolic, illuminati product that's gonna be killed if i talk about it.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via cannabis-krew)

vietnamemes:

me: *wants to brag n gush in detail abt boyfriend*
me: *thinks about annoying couples that let everything hang out on social media all day everyday and how messy things can get*
me: *bites tongue n chooses to be low key*

sosa-parks:

you gotta text your girl all day, she gon think its cute but really the goal is to kill her battery so she can’t text other niggas

(via vietnamemes)

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

image

covalent bonds

(via lulz-time)