I'm just an idiotic, ironic, symbolic, illuminati product that's gonna be killed if i talk about it.
I broke my rules for you.

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(Source: naked--thoughts, via cannabis-krew)


today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via lulz-time)